You know the only thing more depressing than an essay written using AI? When the lecturer marking the essay is also using AI!
To be fair, let’s try and understand this from the professor’s perspective.
To get to where they are today, they would have had to write a PhD thesis of say, around 80,000-100,000 words, long before AI was invented. Many of them did this the hard way – without the assistance of ChatGPT, Google, or even the Internet.
Basically, they wrote their thesis on a beaten-up laptop on a non-ergonomic desk surrounded by unruly piles of hard copy books and journal articles. This is the very same way they drafted every single undergraduate essay before it.
After their thesis was written, they then spent several more years trying to transform it into a book, again without the help of AI. Without a steady income, many of them would not have even been able to afford a copyeditor, even a half-price one.
If, by some miracle, they were lucky enough to get a tenure-track position, they then expended a great deal of blood, sweat and tears to obtain the holy grail of academia: tenure.
Many happy years of research, conferences, publications, and book launches would have followed, punctuated – for better or worse – with a few hours of teaching each semester.
Then, suddenly, a new generation of students emerges, one that seems no longer to rely on its own brains and, instead, submits essays that are uniformly composed, balanced, and fluent. No spelling or grammar mistakes, no infelicities of expression, and not even a single missing or redundant apostrophe. Each sentence is confident, well written, and follows the previous sentence in a more-or-less orderly fashion.
Of course, the tell-tale signs of generative AI slop are there for all to see.
For instance, there is often no sustained persuasive argument. In a traditional essay, an argument is carefully developed over the course of the essay amounting to a strong, even if naïve or flawed, conclusion.
Another giveaway: the conspicuous use of em dashes.
The most blatant giveaway of all? A stray line inadvertently left at the top of the essay, complete with an em dash and awkward use of bold text: “Sure—here is a 4,000 word essay answered like a University student:”
Obviously, confronted by AI slop, can one blame one’s professor for throwing their graduation cap on the ground in disgust, cranking up their ChatGPT and fighting fire with fire?
In this scenario, the whole process will be little more than a polite intellectual exchange between two AI machines, well above the pay grades of student and professor alike.
